Take 2 of 4 sons, ages 4 and 6, to meet your friend and her two college-aged daughters for dinner at the local pizza joint.
Possible side effects include:
- Use of the word "penis" > 13x per hour
- Use of the word "butt" > 6x per hour
- Excessive references to Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Chipmunks
- An average of 3-6 drink spills per child/ per hour
- Detailed description of an orangutan's private parts (with reenactment of precise position of aforementioned orangutan) from a recent zoo trip
- A lesson on "The Four Bad S-Words"
Another day, another story,
Em
1 comment:
Hi Emily. You don't know me, but I read y'all's blog fairly religiously on my Google reader. I'm wondering if either of you knows why your blog wouldn't be showing up in the reader feed. I asked our mutual friend Rachel Watkins if you were okay because I hadn't seen a new post in a while. Once I came here, I saw that you've been posting away, and I've missed some of it. I can always subscribe via email, but did want to let you know that Google Reader is messing you up!
Happy New Year, and keep writing!
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