Wednesday, January 4, 2012

100% Effective

The only 100% effective birth control method I know of:
Take 2 of 4 sons, ages 4 and 6, to meet your friend and her two college-aged daughters for dinner at the local pizza joint.

Possible side effects include:

  • Use of the word "penis" > 13x per hour
  • Use of the word "butt" > 6x per hour
  • Excessive references to Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Chipmunks
  • An average of 3-6 drink spills per child/ per hour
  • Detailed description of an orangutan's private parts (with reenactment of precise position of aforementioned orangutan) from a recent zoo trip 
  • A lesson on "The Four Bad S-Words"

Another day, another story,

1 comment:

Lindadod said...

Hi Emily. You don't know me, but I read y'all's blog fairly religiously on my Google reader. I'm wondering if either of you knows why your blog wouldn't be showing up in the reader feed. I asked our mutual friend Rachel Watkins if you were okay because I hadn't seen a new post in a while. Once I came here, I saw that you've been posting away, and I've missed some of it. I can always subscribe via email, but did want to let you know that Google Reader is messing you up!
Happy New Year, and keep writing!


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