Take 2 of 4 sons, ages 4 and 6, to meet your friend and her two college-aged daughters for dinner at the local pizza joint.
Possible side effects include:
- Use of the word "penis" > 13x per hour
- Use of the word "butt" > 6x per hour
- Excessive references to Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Chipmunks
- An average of 3-6 drink spills per child/ per hour
- Detailed description of an orangutan's private parts (with reenactment of precise position of aforementioned orangutan) from a recent zoo trip
- A lesson on "The Four Bad S-Words"
Another day, another story,