16 Balls in the Air- Motherhood is Motherhood.: Stand Up

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Stand Up

Number 4, "Penis."

Me, "What?"

Number 4, "Knock Knock."

Me, "Who's there?"

Number 4, "Penis."

Me, "What!?!?"

Number 4, "You're a'post to say 'Who Penis?' "

Me, "Who penis?"

Number 4, "Penis."

Another day, another story,
Em

1 comment:

newman said...: My 10yo won't stop making fart noises. My mother, who raised three girls, was appalled recently when he made those fabulous fart noises during our phone call to sing "Happy Birthday"....I am sure you know the tune...Happy Birthday to you..fart fart, Happy birthday to you..fart fart...
I believe "crass" was the term my mother used.
Ahhhh.
Aren't boys great?; February 10, 2011 at 6:28 AM

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

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