- It is developmentally normal for the average 5 year old boy to rip, ruin and/or otherwise dismantle clothing, specifically pants, within the first 10 wearings.
- Your baby will eventually become a middle schooler, have his own cell phone and communicate primarily through "text messages" that say "Whassup!" "Hey" and "Awesome".
- It is statistically probable you will want a tummy tuck, boob job or bladder lift in the future. Start saving now. $100 a month for 60 months will make a nice dent in the Kindergarten Year Renovation & Reconstruction Fund. Double that if you have c-sections.
Another day, another story,