Number 4, "Before I was born I was in Heaven and Jesus was protecting me from bad guys." Number 3, "No, he was making sure you were healthy and strong before you were ready to be borned."
Number 3, in public restroom stall with St. Joel, "Man! Dad! I wish my wiener was as big as yours!!!"
Number 4, after I took away tube of Chapstick JUST before he started new wall art project, "When you're in Heaven, Daddy will buy us more Chapstick."
Another day, another story,