Limabain screamed like that last Sunday afternoon. He'd received the gift of a new knife from my parents and I had approved it as not that sharp. This isn't his first knife, but it was obviously much sharper than we realized. While admiring his latest treasure, he accidentally stabbed himself through jeans, long johns and boxers. After intense back and forth discussion with Mainbain, it seemed a trip to the ER for stitches was necessary.
While I put my shoes on, consulted my sister/nurse and grabbed my bag, Limabain confided his concern that going to the ER would take so long he's miss movie we'd been planning to see all weekend.
We arrived at the minor/med/ER and after a remarkably quick trip through triage we were assured that all he needed was a bit of Dermabond - which is just a fancy medical term for Superglue.
At which point the screams coming from the exam room were mine...