Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Why We Don't Have a Dog

Or  "How to Clean Your Bathroom in 5 Minutes"
Or  "Potty Training Boys - The Dark Side"
Or  "New Toys and Towels"
Or  "Why I Never Shave My Legs"
Or  "Shit Happens"

If I am anything, I am honest.  Ask me, if you want to know the truth.  The whole truth.  The whole, nasty, stinky, gag-inducing truth.  Fair warning.

About 45 minutes ago, I was minding my own business in the shower while Number 4 was "taking a tub" in my bathroom.  It is a great way to keep him occupied while I get ready.  I can keep an eye on him for 5-10 minutes while we both get clean. An everyday occurrence.

"Moooooooom!!!  I need you!!!!"

"I'll be done in a minute, honey.  Let me rinse my hair."

"MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!  I REALLLYYYYY need you !!!!  I pooped.  I pooped in the tub."

Damn it to hell.

I got out of the shower, got him out of the tub, put him on the toilet, which smeared poop all over the toilet.  So I put him in the shower and started cleaning the toilet. Then I saw the poop on his towel, the bath toys and on the floor.  I threw the towel and bath toys away and started cleaning the tub and the floor.

"Hey Mom, I pooped in the shower."

I got him out of the shower and put him back on the toilet, which smeared poop all over the toilet again.  I cleaned the shower so I could put him back in again while I cleaned the toilet.  Then, I cleaned the shower again.

Another day, another story,
Em

6 comments:

Em and Lib said...

Pretty flamboyant way to let you know he's done using diapers!!

Em and Lib said...

You're amazing, after the second cycle, I think I would have lost it, called for reinforcements or left him on the toilet while I downed a beer!

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting exactly 15 minutes before I burst into hysterical laughter. Only 15 minutes....
Kim
mommyesquire.com

Graceful said...

Oh my word, what a story. And I hate to say it, but I've been there.

magsmcc said...

Well, I have no sympathy; if it wasn't for you talented and drop dead amazing bloggistes out there, I would have had my bathroom clean forty-five minutes ago!

MinivanMama said...

see, you DO need a dog because if it is a dumb enough dog, it eats feces and would have cleaned all that up for you.

I have three you can choose from. they are all equally stupid.

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