Teacher, "This is the cafeteria, children. Parents, you can send a note with instructions about your kids buying treats like ice cream or fruit roll ups with their lunch. You can specify if they can buy them every day, only on Fridays or not at all."
Me, to a mom I don't know, "Ha, mine will probably eat ONLY treats for lunch. Wouldn't it be sad if your kid could NEVER get treats and everyone else could?"
The mom I don't know, "Well, that's when you have to explain to your child that some kids are healthy and others are not and that they must learn while they are young to always make good choices including healthy food choices."
Me, "Oh, yeah, right. Excuse me I think I see someone I know over there."
Another day, another story,