Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Aging: One Big Cliche After Another

THEN
Plastic surgery? Never!
NOW
You wonder how much The Works would set you back.


THEN
You never exercised and ate whatever you wanted and never gained weight.
NOW
You make an appointment with your gyno convinced that there must be a medical explanation for your expanded waistline.


THEN
You just used any old soap in the shower to wash your face.
NOW
Two cleansers, a masque, a scrub, a day cream, a night cream, an eye cream...your bathroom counter rivals Joan Rivers'.


THEN
You never gave much thought to your bladder.
NOW
You never pass up a bathroom.


THEN
Your legs were leg colored.
NOW
Your legs are a virtual map of North America. Rivers of veins and roadways of stretch marks.


THEN
The Girls sat way up high.
NOW
Not so much.

Another day, another story,
Em

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha....really identify with the girls not sittin' so high these days. How 'bout C-section scars? Battle scars are what they are! Love you. Love this post!!!!
Kim
mommyesquire.com

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