I owned a Chik Fil A.
SpongeBob was educational.
I had a 5 hour hobby like golf.
I had a wife.
Breastfeeding 4 boys didn't make me a negative-A cup.
I got paid to watch Bravo.
Frozen pizza was healthy.
Childbirth affected men's bodies in the same way; plastic surgery would be 100% covered under insurance and guilt/ pain free.
Summer break was scheduled for 2 weeks in April.
I was paid hourly with overtime benefits.
Drinking coffee and margaritas with girlfriends was considered exercise.
Another day, another story,