Thursday, June 10, 2010

In a Perfect World

If only...

I owned a Chik Fil A.

SpongeBob was educational.

I had a 5 hour hobby like golf.

I had a wife.

Breastfeeding 4 boys didn't make me a negative-A cup.

I got paid to watch Bravo.

Frozen pizza was healthy.

Childbirth affected men's bodies in the same way; plastic surgery would be 100% covered under insurance and guilt/ pain free.

Summer break was scheduled for 2 weeks in April.

I was paid hourly with overtime benefits.

Drinking coffee and margaritas with girlfriends was considered exercise.

Another day, another story,


Em and Lib said...
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Em and Lib said...

If only video games didn't cause any stress

If only there WAS an end to laundry

If only there was summer camp for moms

If only there boys never had to be reminded to load their plate in the dishwasher, put their clothes away, or say "excuse me" after burping!

I could go on and on...


Mary said...



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