16 Balls in the Air- Motherhood is Motherhood.: Good Morning

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Good Morning

Pee in the bed.
Pee on the wall.
Might just find
Pee anywhere at all.

Another day, another story,
Em

1 comment:

Em and Lib said...: Way to weave humor into Yuk!; February 28, 2010 at 6:45 AM

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