Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Still grossed out...after all these years

I was talking on the wall phone.*  Because I was standing still during my conversation, I was just staring at the floor and I noticed something.  It looked just like a black bean, which I thought odd.

Why would a black bean be there, so far away from the table?

I kept on chatting, reached down and picked up the black bean.

As soon as I touched it, I knew it wasn't a black bean.  I still didn't realize what it was...I just knew it wasn't a black bean.

Perhaps a refried black bean, I thought.

I'm was chatting away as I sniffed the "bean."  

Mistake!



Realizing that the bean belonged in a toilet, the chat ended immediately as I could no longer form coherent words.


I'm sure there are some things you should never get used to.  Touching poop is sitting at the top of the list!



Still cringing, 
Lib


*Yes we still have a wall phone.  It's so convenient when the phone is ringing off the wall and no portable in sight. Try it. 

5 comments:

April said...

If we had a land line, we'd have a wall phone.

On the black bean, totally gross, but it happens pretty frequently around here with 2 in diapers and one of them "kind of" potty training. YUCK!

Em and Lib said...

April - for the record..it wasn't one of my boys.

kelligeminn said...

we have a wall phone ... for 911 calls only...everybody in the house had a cellphone surgically attached to them!!

Anonymous said...

Very good Lib. Of course if it was me, I'd have tasted it to see what it was, as I am wont to do. Bad habit. Johnny

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