One of stringbain's greatest resulted from reading Jeff Foxworthy (don't ask!) and retelling it at the breakfast table. He thought you might be a redneck if you're named after the car you were conceived in was a great one. Knowing he didn't have a clue (he was 10 at the time) the mainbain asked if he knew what conceived meant. Without missing a beat, stringbain said "Yeah, it's the car you drove to the hospital in to have the baby!"
Sweet, smiling innocence!