Things they don't tell you before you have kids:
You might find one of them (around age 3) peeing in your bedroom floor for reasons only known to him.
You will be required to explain serious illness, death and the birds and the bees to them. Not necesarily in that order.
You might have to hold a baby on your lap while using the bathroom while talking on the phone.
You will want to punch the bully on the bus in the face.
You will be responsible for cutting all their fingernails.
You will have to hold them down for medical procedures including, but not limited to shots, finger sticks, spinal taps and allergy testing.
You will sit across a table in very small chairs while teachers talk to you about your children.
You will instinctively hold out your hands if your child throws up in public.
You might lose it and scream like a banshee before 8:00 AM.
Another day, another story,