"Well," doing my best grown up, "it depends on what kind of help you need. If it was an emergency (I immediately pictured the police showing up after his 911 call to report a Pokemon emergency.), like the house were on fire you would call 911 so the police and firemen would come."
"What about aliens?", he asked.
"I don't know. I think you would just yell ALIENS really loud and me or Daddy could help you." It sounded good to me.
HUGE eyeroll and he says,"Or we could just let the good aliens fight the bad aliens."
Another day, another story,
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